Well its crimbo!

The biggest excuse to blow yer money, do we actually know
why we do it?

I dinna ken.

I have got everything in, blown my money again, well wots

I have now got so bored of the job that, sweeping the
streets in this weather would be a blessing. Customers are idiots, and would
not care if it was a headless dimwit on the phone or the lord our god.

The arsehole brother has not been locked away, and it still
pisses me off that i wander from crisis to crisis, and he can swan through life
without a care, now i don’t believe in a god, but if there is a higher power,
they are seriously ripping the pish!

Give them the job in the call centre and see if they like a
little bit of that rather than Jeremy Kyle.