I am violently going insane!

Has been long time coming, and we all know I have the zip up the back jacket with my name on it.

But I digress, I want another holibags, I am getting more and more fed up, and it is getting tiring.

I don’t want to be like that, I want to be happy and ‘gay’ (well you knew I would pile that one in!)

But I am no happy and get soo down some times, I wish some days I don’t wake at all.

But enough of me lamenting, maybe I will meet a tall rich hunky man who will take me away from all this, oh look those pesky flying pigs again! What a menace!