I havenie been among you for a while, well what you gonna do shoot me!

I have been away to my we bolt hole, but had the parents with me, who make TV’s George and Mildred, look like coupe of the year, (my dad is resembling a taller, Brian Murphy, every day.)

I have been thankfully away from the horrible job, which I will now sweep the streets naked to get away from!

Back home now and bored oot ma mind!