Hello, I have noo been speaking to you for a while chinas,
whit do you want your no ma mother!

I’m joking, I hate you all really.

I am in the process of getting back to my book, so watch
this space, also I am going to be touring this lovely country of mine, well it
was either that or watching TV, I’ve got bored with TV, (who knew?)

I am also looking for a new we place at the sea, looking at
finding masel a rich husband who will take me away from all this!

I have been saying the same thing for the last five years.

Maybe should get off ma fat arse and do something about it,
stop feeling sorry for myself, and do something!

Anyway, looking to get my thoughts down a wee bit more regularly
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Ahoy-hoy!