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Well went and had a bit of a cry!

Well Canada is still around! let me gripe about Canada.

Canada gave us Justin Bieber, Celine Dion, Cirque du soleil, MIME, Michael Bawbag, and Alanis Morrisette, why have we not done them for crimes against humanity?

Seriously?

Yeah Seriously! To tell you how sneaky they are, they either want to be Scottish, or the French!

I live in the glorious Airdrie, (yeah great!) and there is a city in Canada called Airdrie, the schools of both Airdrie had a quiz, to see who knew more about Airdrie, Scotland, Have a guess who one?

Correct Airdrie Canada!

Its like Invasion of the body snatchers, soon you will look roon the corner and they will be a Canadian staring back at you.

I’ve now just soiled myself!

Need tae go and change.

Buysees!

Hiya fellow mentalists!

Greetings from nutjob island! (twinned with basildon)

Where am i going? Currently I don’t know, probably nowhere. Well thats not surprising, I have big plans, and it goes nowhere. I say im going to look for a new job, where am I 7 years later? I say am going to look for a new man, then I then realise I prefer my own company. I am a dick you see, I bark out crap, and five minutes down the road I give up, I call people like that a FANNY! I am the first one to put my hand up and say I am a big one, we are a nation of putting our neurosis down on print, rant and rave, all want an opinion, without having the knowledge to back up any statement.

Then we complain like bitches as well, but give us the tools to fix it? Naw cannie be bothered! I blame the americans, famous for coming in at the last minute and stealing all the glory! Even this Blog is a self indulgence, before we were happy for a diary, or a journal, now what? lets share your ravings with the whole world, (not that I am complaining, I would die without getting all these thoughts out my head, I would not be able to sleep at night!)

Talking of sleep, I would give Salvatore Dali a run for his money, My dreams are pretty disturbing at the moment, a lot of them I am getting chased!

Anyhoo away tae bed to sleep, to earn wee pennies at work tomorrow!

ahoy-hoy

Morning campers!

Well where are we now?

Out ma box, and would love a wee break fae here!

I have went out and toured the mortals this month, didnie like it, they were no nice.

I have also started wearing my contacts again, not for vanity, as i have become a biker, (naw not one of those, a cyclist, and you want get me intie tight lycra for anything!) No i wear my contacts as the lovely scottish weather, wearing glasses, withought windscreen wipers, is a danger, espeically with my cycling!

Also working up tae get a wee holibags, that will no get ma hands on my brothers caravan this year means, i will need tae pay fur it, also will need tae find somewhere to get to it. but want a caravan by the sea, so lets see where we are going.

Anyhoo away tae lay doon!

ahoy-hoy

Hello, still alive and still mental.

I am on the diet of hell, it is awful and, I don’t think I am going to throw in the towel.

I need to stick to it, it is the only way I am going to get any better.

Well life wise, i am going to go to uni and improve my knowledge, something i need to do so bad! and also i need to strike out and get a new job before i go slightly insane. I am needing to totally change my life in a dramatic way, and hopefully get something great out of it.

I am pleased i am cycling again, even though it is a bugger getting the bike in and out of my bedroom constantly, but i am feeling I can cycle a lot more, than what i could previously.

Also need to look for something to go on a holiday soon, as cannot use my brothers caravan, (dont ask,) so will need to save up, and pay for this asap!

Anyhoo just checking in so see you soon!

Ahoy-hoy

Mentally ill, fat, balding, yeah I have a lot going’ for me. I need to get out away from all the shit in Airdrie, I think my next job would be far away fae Airdrie, it has nothing going for it.

I want a nice quiet job away fae everybody, even stacking shelves would be preferable tae all the trials and tribulations in my current situation.

Being the daily mental is becoming old hat, and i am becoming bored and fed up already!

Next thing you will be dribbling oot yer mouth, shitting yer self, waiting tae get burnt.

I have so much i want to do, i want to write my book, find the love of my life, run naked down the street singing little bunny foo-foo, (yep mad!)

I have been on one long downer, and it seems my eyes are opened, i see life as it is now, crap, but with a little bit of promise. Well where are we going now? Well the job site, i will need to look for a quiet peaceful life, also the holiday situation, maybe a week away from all this will clam ma heid, anyhow enjoy life as it happens and the next pile of shit comes round the corner.

ahoy-hoy

Hullo, good evening and welcome!

I am not deid yet! But getting there!

I want to start afresh well, i want a new career, and a new health, also i’m now in the market for a man!

Well, lets start at why i want to improve my career prospects, I don’t want to be stuck answering calls for the rest of my life, i want to do a job that interests me, i want to improve myself, which is why i am applying for university.

Then ma health, lets be fair, i’m a walking joke, I have anxiety attacks, depression, IBS, and thats only the bear essentials.

Also man issues, do i need one? Not really, i am happy on my own, doesn’t mean i don’t wish to have company once and a while, and maybe, if the world doesnt end, that an angry god doesn’t like gays marrying i might get myself a husband, the mind boggles!

anyhow,

ahoy-hoy

Hello peeps!

I have no been with you for quite a while, weel whid you want my every last thought!

I am still falling to bits, but im still getting through it, which makes a change!

I am going to be buying a bike soon, also i am going to look at mayby doing a wee bit more to improve my knowledge, more to come on that shortly.

If we eventually get better weather, i might even start my travel blog, by taking wee trips and doing some sketching. I want to start really doing stuff this year, need tae get out and start living, something i have not being doing for a while.

Well if i get time, or am bored, i will keep up my wee blog here to entertain you.

Nightie night

Hello, new year, new idiots to deal with! where do we start?
the thing at the moment is a movement for world ‘peace’ The Olympics, sells thair guarrenteed ‘world show’ the the highest bidder, no matter the human rights record!

I am reffering to the idiots in russia, who belive the only way a person can be is so far in the closet, they are bumming mr tumnus!

As i have pointed out in my facebook page, they have a tendancey for such a straight, and homphobic nation, to be obsessed with the male member, one only has to look at the olympic cauldron, remarkably looks like an errect penis! then their uniforms, bright pink, why dont they go the whole hog and put them arseless chaps!

Then there is our own goverment, who dont want scotland to leave the united kingdom, not because that they would loose the second largets tax revenue in the uk, nor that they would have to remove the nukes from faslane, no because standing in a sports stadium in london, where most of the golds came from fellow scots, they would miss ruling us from the mansions in london. Mr cameron claiming to be part scottish also, is laughable, its like me saying im part american, because i have native american ansestory, (i do by the way:)

I have always felt scottish, rather than british, or as the english who i speak to on the phone ‘scotch’ like im a bloddy whiskey!

anyhow enough ranting for one night

ahoy-hoy