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the magic spinners

me 'n that Posted on August 11, 2013 7:35 pm

well i’m noo special, well special needs anyway!

i have ibs, and will be the death of me, no more oily foods, no more spicey foods, in other works a boring diet, Hurrah!

my mood is up at the moment, which is a good thing, but i know the next thing will be a period of down.

and now i’m going away tae the seaside, i need a wee break, from everything, but as we know me and my wee kindle will be reading away for 3 glorious weeks.

i am on the medication for life now, and the cramps i get are very painful.

and now me with my ocd i find a fault with my phone, it has a buzzing noise, and i could probably put up with it till my contract comes up, but you know me i hate flaws, also something bright and shiny and i have to have it, so probably in the next two months i will have to get the latest phone, i’m going to have to get replacement tablet also!

any hoo

away to learn how to murder on csi



the momas and the papas

me 'n that Posted on June 30, 2013 11:14 pm

hey hoo diarinkis again!

Yep still the walking illness machine.

also had a migrane in ma heid for the last four day.

Im falling tae bits, and im no even 40 yet!

Still going through periods of down weeks, then i get the peroids where i am happy, and im surfing the world.

This week i want to kill myself, im soo tired, its no just work, when people talk to me, all i see is through them, i get to a stage where people annoy me, and i want want just to end it, im no even feirt of dieing anymore, that for me is a major step forword, there is nothing after you die so peace and quiet thank god.

then again i cannot think yet i will get the bottle tae do it

anyhooo

nighty night



oooohhhh you are awful, but i like you!

me 'n that Posted on April 14, 2013 4:53 pm

I am going through the motions again, and i need to get away from Airdrie, it is driving me nuts!

The happy pills are doing the job but i am still not improving health of otherwise. I am a 35 year old man, and my body feels of a man of sixty.

I’m bored with my life, my drawing or my books get me away from it, but not much.

I need to start looking now for a career away from call centres, saying the same old thing to idiots everyday, and lets not beat about the bush, they are idiots!

With me thinking like this, i know i cannot go to another call centre job, i would need to be face to face, or i wish they didn’t get away from manned lighthouse. i would love to be on my own working away, i have never had a need of company, but even then there are things like broadband, skype, and also mobiles.

I would love to have a job working for myself, a wee house by the sea, and would never need to work for someone instead.

Not going to happen though, though if i can still do my job, paint and with my new wee hobby writing my novel.

I am going to promise myself to go away for a trip, even if its just for one day, and i would definitely going forward on end of aug and first week of september, going away even if its by myself.

Anyhoo still bored, am a way to read ta ta




god rest ye merry gentlemen!

me 'n that Posted on March 8, 2013 11:39 pm

well how we all doing?

I gradually loosing the plot, and going mental by the day!

Also the world is going mental also we can only look as the banks are ruling the world, the new food can be found at racecourses and previously had names like ‘shergar’.

I am also still a bit ill, but what’s new.

so I will now leave you to your normal viewing to da loo



I like big butts, and i cannot lie!

me 'n that Posted on January 20, 2013 9:20 pm

Hullo the ppl

Well hello and good evening I am 35 in 5 days’ time and feeling
every year!

I am also going through the problems with age with my
parents, my father has been rushed to hospital with issues with his stomach,
like father like son I hear you say!

I have to closely think that my father is an old man, he
looked so frail going out to the ambulance, and freked the life out of me.

I have mixed emotions regarding this, my father does
sometimes anger me with his actions, claimed on more than one time that he
wanted to be ‘left to die’ but forgets the people around him, that do worry. I am
not particularly close to my father, but I would not wish him to die like that
alone and no one to care for him.

One of the good things now is I can be in a more relaxed
conversation with my little brother now, may be as he is now not living in the
same house as me.

Going to start saving up for my holibags this year, so I have
least got money I can play with, I also want a buffer in case I am ever ill
again, (touch wood,) never want to go through what I did last year!

Any hoo

Ta-ta

Andi



God bless, ye merry gentlemen!

me 'n that Posted on December 24, 2012 12:27 am

So we’re not dead, do all those
new age hippies that wrote the books were wrong, (shock horror, well blow me
down, and spank my arse, and call me Mary!)

Its crimble 2morrow and just 365
days to the next one, best mortgage my house now!

Where was the good old days when I
could not sleep on Christmas Eve, now I can’t wait for Boxing Day, even the telly’s
shit!

And I am working through it, and I
can guarantee it will be one of the busiest periods on my working year.

Last year on Dec I went on my melt
down. And I don’t want to go through that this year.

Well enough of me moaning hope you
have a happy one!

Ta-ta



Hullo moma, hullo papa!

me 'n that Posted on December 6, 2012 7:13 pm

Crimble is here!

And the Morrison advert on TV would make you want to top
yerself. I know I am a wee misery guts but the whining manc voice of the woman
in the advert, makes you want to put yer head in the oven.

I have spent most of my money on presents, and I am poor
again, but I work for an out-scorcer, (so what’s new!)

I used to love Christmas, (I have previously mentioned
this,) not being able to sleep, now to me it’s another day with crap telly,
crap food, and the joy that in 30 days’ time, I will be another year older,
this time 35 uhhhheeehhh!

For a born again atheist as well,
it is a bit hypocritical celebrating in something you don’t believe in, (even
if I did, scholars In the bible, say Jesus was born in mid-June not December,
we nicked the date off the druids, like most of religion, someone else thought
about it before!)

The only people who benefit are
the shop owners, I mean I saw advent calendars in pound land in October!!!!

Talking of Morrison’s (or as I like
to call it a 3d version of an episode of The Walking Dead,) why is it look like
something you would find in a eighties episode of Last of the Summer Wine,
other stores like asda, Tesco, sainsburys, look modern looking, whereas
morrisons take you back to ye olde England shopping experience, ( they pride themselves
on market atmosphere, lovely jolly butchers, greengrocers, etc. but, and here’s
the joke, companies like this have railroaded the small wee independent shops
out of our towns, so we are left with ghost towns, and big ugly sheds, that
want to serve you everything.)

It also has come down to it that
we are left, thanks to the f*****g banks, with the rise of the poundstore! (Another
place where the walking dead congregate!) Went into one this week, where they
were playing on a loop, ‘saviours day’ by Cliff (I’m not gay) Richard, I wanted
to commit harri-karri in the middle of the aisle.

Then there’s the new SPORTS DIRECT
in Airdrie, (or as I like to call it, the re-establishment of jumble sales) the
old shop JJB is a prime reason why we are all bar stewards, yes they were
pricey! But the stock was all laid out nicely in shop, not all crammed in, I’m
not claustrophobic, but even I was taking panic attacks! And why are we reduced
to this? I hear you ask, why so we can get extra 50p off here and there!

Is the same with the moaning of
amazon and Google not paying corp tax, at the moment they are cheap, make them
pay tax, prices go up and we then call them all the bar stewards under the sun!

It’s the same with people like Virgin, people want more
channels, want faster broadband, but when you put the price up for a couple of
pounds, you may as well kill their firstborn, (nice little Christmas story Segway
there!)

We are a country that demands something for nothing, we all,
(and I include myself,) think we are all hard done by, we go on to forums, blogs
and vent our spleen, claiming if I don’t get this or that I’m going elsewhere.

Let’s be honest with ourselves here! There is NO SUCH THING
AS A FREE LUNCH!

We are all going to die anyway before the years up anyway
thanks to the hippies and the Mayans!

Hippy Crimble to you all any way!



Slap ma arse and call me Betsy

me 'n that Posted on November 8, 2012 4:35 pm

I am sitting here watching my catch up of the week’s
programmes as while you watch your own TV, I have to work.

Boo-hoo!

The telly these days is crap! Nobody wants these days to
make good TV these days, we are ether to afraid the make the good stuff
anymore, as us Joe pubic have now got a say thanks to Facebook and twitter, anyone
with an opinion these days can stop a program. We love bashing the BBC as they
make us pay for TV, (we honestly do think that magic dusty fairies get the work
done foc.)

Everyone expects the best of TV but is not so forthcoming when
it comes up for payment, (believe me when I tell you I know!)

The other is that the TV companies don’t have the money
anymore, it’s about £30,000 per hour for one piece of TV and thanks to Bankers
we cannot afford any more good stuff, so more Joe pasquali, dale Winton, and
shit like that. Thank you bankers from the bottom of my heart!

I used to be in a building society (the Halifax,) they did
anything for you, (you were their boss so to speak,) then along came the
carpetbagger, a member of the building society who wanted to take the bank
public, thus shareholders, investors, Moula!

We even showcased these people on TV, they were proud they
went from building society to building society eating them up and making fortunes
from them, (do you think they invested those millions in the newly created
banks, or ones with tropical views from the door?)

This goes back to my argument, it won’t be weapons of mass destruction
that will kill us, not terrorists, not even religious nuts or politicians, it
will be ourselves, our greedy bloated, a want it tomorrow self’s.

Pleasant dreams

p.s. bloody Tesco ads make me want to buy music featured in them!

Ahoy-hoy!



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